The dating game theme song updating direct x files
This does make for a hilarious intro as the music isn’t very fitting with the footage that is being used or even a dating show in general.(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin! (Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day!
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!It's a minute of sweet dreamy delight; listen below.